Several months ago, APK had some sad bananas, and instead of throwing them away, I decided to pull out his copy of The Joy of Cooking and make some banana bread. I was on a baking spree! The Joy of Cooking recipe was woefully lacking any sort of spices or flavorings or anything, so I indiscriminately added spices and have made several banana breads since, trying to duplicate my original banana magic. And now I have! Do you have sad bananas? Two or three? Here’s a great way to give them a last hurrah. Preheat oven to 350 ° Bowl One 3/4 teaspoon of salt 1/2 teaspoon baking soda 1/4 teaspoon baking powder 4/3 cups of all-purpose flour Whisk these things together. I used a fork. Bowl Two 5 1/3 tablespoons of unsalted butter 2/3 cups of sugar, but I used Splenda I put the butter into the microwave for 30 seconds and it made this process much easier. These two things should be beat together until it is creamy. At first it will seem like little clusters of brown snow, flakey, but eventually it will get smooth. I used a fork, but I’m sure fancy people can use a mixer. Bowl Three 2 eggs, lightly beaten Bowl Four About 3 medium-sized sad bananas, mashed. If you’ve got larger bananas (and don’t ask me what constitutes a “large banana” because you can probably guess), just use 2. Mix together Bowl One and Bowl Two. Once it’s blended, it should be sort […]
Oh my glob. At Austin Comic Con this past weekend, I went as Lumpy Space Princess. Lumpy Space Princess is fairly lumpy (compared to many other female cartoon characters) and I was MUCH lumpier than I am used to being! So I guess I wasn’t surprised when a bunch of strangers asked to pose with me and then did some doofy “WHOA LOOK AT THOSE LUMPS” poses. I just made a really ugly face when I saw that they were doing it. One guy with the social graces of a LEMUR was all “Oh my glob, I was totally going to wear that because my lumps are SO LARGE AND SUPPLE.” What the stuff? No. Stop talking, smooth poser. Most of these losers were just doofy and awkward, but then I had my first truly sleazy experience. But it was so totally empowering, too. Like that time I lived with the wolves. But like this guy who was really fat started interviewing me and I totally thought he was gonna interview me about Austin Comic Con. Him: I’m here with Me: Duuhh, LSP! Like whatever, I’m the lumpiest space princess ever. Him: And are you LUMPY or WHAT? Do you think you could bite me and make me lumpy too? Me: NO! If you want these lumps, you gotta put a ring on it. WHERE’S MY RING? Him: What size are your lumps? Crowd: They’re so big! So LUMPY! Me: GET THE LUMP OUTTA HERE! I know that I […]
Maryland Renaissance Faire is one of my favorite Faires of all time. Here I am performing with Wolgemut, my favorite band. Outfit is by Moresca. The dress is the HotCotte and the top is a Khadija. Thanks to John Bafford for taking these photos.
You can find the directions on how to make this cuteypie owl here at Tiny Apartment Crafts!