Oct
31stOh My Satire! Harassment at Austin ComicCon
Oh my glob. At Austin Comic Con this past weekend, I went as Lumpy Space Princess. Lumpy Space Princess is fairly lumpy (compared to many other female cartoon characters) and I was MUCH lumpier than I am used to being! So I guess I wasn’t surprised when a bunch of strangers asked to pose with me and then did some doofy “WHOA LOOK AT THOSE LUMPS” poses. I just made a really ugly face when I saw that they were doing it. One guy with the social graces of a LEMUR was all “Oh my glob, I was totally going to wear that because my lumps are SO LARGE AND SUPPLE.” What the stuff? No. Stop talking, smooth poser. Most of these losers were just doofy and awkward, but then I had my first truly sleazy experience. But it was so totally empowering, too. Like that time I lived with the wolves. But like this guy who was really fat started interviewing me and I totally thought he was gonna interview me about Austin Comic Con. Him: I’m here with Me: Duuhh, LSP! Like whatever, I’m the lumpiest space princess ever. Him: And are you LUMPY or WHAT? Do you think you could bite me and make me lumpy too? Me: NO! If you want these lumps, you gotta put a ring on it. WHERE’S MY RING? Him: What size are your lumps? Crowd: They’re so big! So LUMPY! Me: GET THE LUMP OUTTA HERE! I know that I […]